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Galt · 08-23-2002, 10:06 PM

I shall be engaging in mutually consentual heterosexual penis-vaginal intercourse with a real-live adult (non-prostitute) non-retard, non-drug addicted female human tonight

As much as it may surprise, I have, at 27 years old, already "gone all the way" with multiple females prior to tonight.

However, this will be the first time that I "hump" this specific girl.

What shall I do to make a good impression? i.e. I've been told that girls like it if you punch them in the ribs as you are cumming.

What should I avoid doing if I would like the opportunity to do sex to her again?

Edited By Galt on Aug. 23 2002 at 6:17

The Sleeper · 08-23-2002, 10:07 PM

please keep a running diary and post it afterwards. thanks.

AdolescentMasturbator · 08-23-2002, 10:07 PM

Make sure to get all your cum in her hair. They love that.

GonzoStyle · 08-23-2002, 10:07 PM

Galt is so cute when he tries to prove himself worthy to others.

HedCold · 08-23-2002, 10:08 PM

hide your stash of kiddie porn

GonzoStyle · 08-23-2002, 10:08 PM

Mine?

PatCooper · 08-23-2002, 10:08 PM

Your mom isn't gonna put up a fight eh?

The Sleeper · 08-23-2002, 10:09 PM

Quote:hide your stash of kiddie porn

cmon, her seeing that would be at least a 9.7 on the UCR.

HedCold · 08-23-2002, 10:10 PM

Quote:Mine?

well, unless you loaned some of yours to galt

Quote:cmon, her seeing that would be at least a 9.7 on the UCR

that would make for an interesting read later on

Galt · 08-23-2002, 10:12 PM

Quote:Your mom isn't gonna put up a fight eh?

DAMMIT! I thought I had preemptively excluded all avenues in which you may question the merits of my sexual encounter.

I forgot to say that she wasn't related to me. (She's also not retarded, in a coma, hooked on drugs, or a dirty minority)

Danked · 08-23-2002, 10:14 PM

Ah.... so she's inflatable.

HedCold · 08-23-2002, 10:14 PM

i bet she's a yankee fan

PatCooper · 08-23-2002, 10:14 PM

Does she have a hairy back and a penis?

GonzoStyle · 08-23-2002, 10:14 PM

So you are finally giving in and dating a black chick, dude might as well go straight to beastiality.

Galt · 08-23-2002, 10:20 PM

While she does not have a penis, she did used to have a clit ring.

I also think she might have something busted up going on down south. While feeling around to get the fingers in there, I felt some extra roast beef (or meat flaps as it were), and so I think she may need a labiaplasty (labiaectomy??)

PatCooper · 08-23-2002, 10:21 PM

What you felt down there is called Foreskin my friend.

Galt · 08-23-2002, 10:23 PM

If it was, then she has a really wide urethra

GonzoStyle · 08-23-2002, 10:25 PM

It was the "scar"

Galt · 08-23-2002, 10:28 PM

This thread has not been as helpful as I had hoped.

GonzoStyle · 08-23-2002, 10:44 PM

Replace "this thread" with "your dick" and that's what you'll be hearing by the end of the night.

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