Fine prizes in this thread - Give one gift to another board member

Gooch · 08-12-2002, 05:43 PM

If you could give another board member just one thing, what would it be???

(this was probably an old OA thread, but I don't give a shit)

Keyser: OTL

Sleeper: Modship

Sean: A butterfly

Gonzo: Arpi

Maynard · 08-12-2002, 05:49 PM

LZMF - A brain
Sean - A Heart
Ken - Courage

Ken'sPen · 08-12-2002, 05:51 PM

Maynard, a box of tissues, the kind with aloe....oh yeah, hair transplants.

DGW · 08-12-2002, 05:51 PM

Gooch: A bag of Oreos
Spit: Another pair of paint on pants
Arpi: Drew Henson
Maymay: a life j/k
Ken: some new material

Edited By DGW on Aug. 12 2002 at 1:52

Sloatsburgh · 08-12-2002, 05:52 PM

Maynard: A home

Gooch · 08-12-2002, 05:53 PM

Gooch: milk to go with the Oreos.

Maynard · 08-12-2002, 05:53 PM

Quote:Maynard, a box of tissues, the kind with aloe....oh yeah, hair transplants.

Let us all know when you come up with your own joke Ken, so we know when to laugh.

PollyannaFlower46 · 08-12-2002, 05:54 PM

LZMF: a pair of jeans from K-Mart

Kid Afrika · 08-12-2002, 05:55 PM

DGW - another drink
VG - a webcam
gooch - a reaching stick :lol:
mayfag - teh ninja

Arpikarhu · 08-12-2002, 05:57 PM

seph- ab trimmer
sean- a decent nights sleep
maynard- a 3 hour shopping spree in HMV
luna- my johnson
keyser- a gig as elvis in Las Vegas' legends show

Maynard · 08-12-2002, 06:00 PM

K1d - Vitiligo
VG - A stiff cock
SLASH - A Mask so he can go out in public
Gooch - A gertle
GonzoStyle - A full 7 course meal

Gooch · 08-12-2002, 06:09 PM

Maymay: a joke primer and a spelling book (girdle)

Slashy: Some screws for that Iron Clad

Ken: Lunch with Inkgrrl

VG: Froy voodoo doll

DGW · 08-12-2002, 06:09 PM

Kid A:A box of blunts....you'll get black somehow!
Luna: A rabies shot
Ladi: A hazmat suit

Ken'sPen · 08-12-2002, 06:10 PM

Ken: Lunch with Inkgrrl

I love my Goochie......
I would give Gooch success in his diet.... so fitting a passenger in a two seater car would even be an option for him.

Arpikarhu · 08-12-2002, 06:11 PM

sleeper- a place of his own and some spiritual guidance
sean- a steel cod piece so he can close his eyes at night
VG- a lifetime pass to the original cast of that piece of shit i work on
kid- the subtle realization that he is not edgy.

OAS · 08-12-2002, 06:33 PM

Maymay - Dignity
DGW - An all exclusive tour to all the breweries around the world
Ken - A bullet
Ladi - Duh!
Rape - Her fantasy
Gonzo - An enima
Poly - Handcuffs
Cunt - Yassir Arafats head on a platter

Arpikarhu · 08-12-2002, 06:35 PM

just goes to show, no matter how old you are, it doesnt mean you can spell. enEma.
YOW! ZING! gotcha!!! ZAPPO!!

Ken'sPen · 08-12-2002, 06:36 PM

Quote:Ken - A bullet

Is that a threat, are you threatening to shoot me???
are you serious???!!!
where are those depends,
where is the courage MayMay just gave me....

I need a restraining order...
oh my.

OAS · 08-12-2002, 06:37 PM

Sorry Arpi, I'm not as familiar with them as you. I stand corrected.

Arpikarhu · 08-12-2002, 06:38 PM

nothing like a barium bullet to get your day started. :-D