Auction

[The Sleeper]

This is an e-bay style auction for 5 Custom Statuses of your choice to give to other members. As much as I would enjoy giving them to people, I would rather have cash. So please post a dollar sum or something valuable that you would give me for the chance to give 5 CUSTOM STATUSES to people. This is the oppurtunity of a lifetime folks. Don't miss out.

[Jack]

$.25

[The Sleeper]

25 dollars, going once....

[SLASH]

Just like a fucking KIKE!

[The Sleeper]

make that 4 Custom statuses. SLASH is about to feel my wrath!!

[Jack]

25 CENTS

[PollyannaFlower46]

26 cents and a box of Goobers.

[SLASH]

SLASH is about to feel my wrath!!

I'll buy that for a dollar. :-o

[The Sleeper]

I don't like goobers, raisinettes own goobers

[Hybrid]

a fresh backhand and some altoids

[The Sleeper]

if anyone has a record player, I want one of those.

[fbd]

i have a record player...

[The Sleeper]

SOLD!

[fbd]

i want more than five crappy stati, though

[Kid Afrika]

I'll give you a swift kick in the ass...

[The Sleeper]

i want more than five crappy stati, though

dude, giving statuses is the shiznit, it's like you have ultimate power over the other person, the words under their name define them as a human being. So take your fucking billy joel records out of your player and hand it over. it's a good deal!!

[fbd]

nah

[The Sleeper]

YOU CAN'T BACK OUT NOW!! I forgot to mention that every post here is an OFFICIAL bid.

[fbd]

all i said is i have one...its mine and you cant have it :-p

[Jack]

$.27