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Ok, I call shenninagans
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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well, my power's back on so im not gonna eat everything after all...
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Quote:im not gonna eat everything after all...
passed joke #3. man! you are really setting me up today!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Arpi the last time you had 3 good jokes you were;
1) Looking at yourself in a mirror
2) Trying to convince yourself that people liked you
3) Sharing a laugh with your best friend, your mind.
I considered a 4th, the day you were born. But everyone was crying then.
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Quote:Arpi the last time you had 3 good jokes you were;
1) Looking at yourself in a mirror
2) Trying to convince yourself that people liked you
3) Sharing a laugh with your best friend, your mind.
I considered a 4th, the day you were born. But everyone was crying then.
yet you consider this funny. i feel vindicated
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:yet you consider this funny. i feel vindicated
Did you notice a :lol: in my last post? I didn't.
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ouchy! you got me! ZING!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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i feel a need to scratch my eyes out
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maynard, the new boss bought me lunch today...gotta love new jobs
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is he the one that bought us shots? That guy rocked! With the hot young wife... :drool:
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Poor Skitch. He knows 2 Maynards. What are the odds?
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I had a 2 hr lunch 'by accident' :toast:
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HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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some accident
you're telling me the anal eaze and rubber suit weren't planned?
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Quote:you're telling me the anal eaze and rubber suit weren't planned?
i usually plan that kind of stuff weeks in advance
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:What about those people that you blow off when they talk to you? Or tell them you don't like them. And they continue to say hi? How do you get rid of them?
Maynard, just tell Becky to fuck off already. Jesus, it isn't all that hard.
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Alright Sean, enough of this piecemeal shit already. Write the advice book the world needs........"101 Way to tell a bitch to fuck off" You'll make millions I tell you :thumbs-up:
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