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#21
My roommate after I got out of college got me a BJ for Christmas once. He was a cop and stopped this babe for speeding. She offered to do anything to get out of the ticket. He was in love with some babe at the time and didn't want to cheat on her. He realized he didn't know what to get me for Christmas so he set it all up. I came home from work one day, walked into my room and there she was with a bow on. Best gift I ever got.
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#22
Quote:how did he discover it?
Gonzo took off the disguise he was wearing and snowballed into his buddy's mouth.
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#23
Quote:My roommate after I got out of college got me a BJ for Christmas once. He was a cop and stopped this babe for speeding. She offered to do anything to get out of the ticket. He was in love with some babe at the time and didn't want to cheat on her. He realized he didn't know what to get me for Christmas so he set it all up. I came home from work one day, walked into my room and there she was with a bow on. Best gift I ever got.

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#24
thanks danked, i needed a laugh :-)
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#25
Quote:© Penthouse Forums.
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#26
It was a pop fly. I take no pride in it.
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#27
Ok, what is the scenario is this.

I can understand being a virgin at like 18,19,20, up to like 22.

But once you are getting in on 25,26,27 and you are still a virgin, isn't it time to start considering a hooker, or escort?
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#28
Quote:I can understand being a virgin at like 18,19,20, up to like 22.
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#29
I'm going back next May, Gonz. Wanna come... er... go?
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#30
Quote:But once you are getting in on 25,26,27 and you are still a virgin, isn't it time to start considering a hooker, or escort?

why do you ask? :clueless:

I dated a 30 yr old one for like 2 months
I tried, I really did :disappointed:
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#31
Gonzo raises a good point, my friend James will be 25 in November, he's a virgin, we want to get him a hooker and not tell him she's a whooah and have her f' him....is that a good idea?
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#32
Why don't you just do it?
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#33
Cause its James. :lookatme:
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#34
Quote:have her f' him....is that a good idea?

is the reason he won't religious or otherwise moral? because then I'd say NO, he'd flip his shit if he found out, and go berzerker on you. :thumbs-up:
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#35
No, he just can't get laid. He has NO game.
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#36
Well just I know a quite a few guys who are in their mid to upper 20's who are still virgins. I was just always amazed as to why not just get a hooker or escort. I mean yeah your luck sucks but atleast do something, break the seal so to speak. I though 17 was being a late bloomer.
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#37
One of the best hooker shopping malls in America is the Tenderloin District (You gotta love that name) in San Francisco. Blocks of talent marketing their wares. They almost attack your car because the competion is so great. Watch out for SFPD sting operations though.

Just another tip from OAS Travel Services.
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#38
can i go with you dank? :fuggin:
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#39
tricia is all talk, don't believe her lies.
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#40
it's not my fault it's raining Undecided
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