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#41
Chicken!!!!!
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#42
C'mon, kids... it'll be the best board party ever. Confusedmokey:
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#43
I'll be there.... :crackhead:
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#44
Massage parlors are where it's at.

You handpick the girls, and negotiate directly.

There's a "sweedish" massage parlor in Maine. $60 to walk in the door and get an hour with the girl; roughly another $20 for a hand job; $60 for head, and $100 for straight sex. Anything else beyond that is possible too.

Plus you get a massage.
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#45
Washy wash. They take credit cards.
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#46
Quote:can i come too
would you be allowed back?
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#47
i can think of worse things than being stuck in amsterdam...
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#48
Nope never had a hooker. But when i was 17 a good buddy of mine at the time was picking them up almost every fucking weekend. Most of the time it was the same latin woman. she was in her 30's and i remember her name was Gina. I had ample chances of a blowjob but i was almost afraid of catching something from her. These hookers would always walk around a small park in the middle of little mexico here in Staten Island.
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#49
I think I'd just feel pathetic for having paid for it. But, if i was dating a chick or married and it was the only way she'd agree to a threesome, I'd have no problem with a nice clean escort.
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#50
Quote:i take as many shots as people as i can...crx is one who frequently leaves herself wide open for me to make myself feel better

Quote:can i come too

Quote:would you be allowed back?

Feel better fdb?
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#51
i feel fine today. it only works when i do it myself...watching you put somebody down doesnt help
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#52
But you put her down, I did nothing. I am always nice to tricia...
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#53
Quote:There's a "sweedish" massage parlor in Maine.

Kittery is a wonderful town! Confusedmokey:
<span style='color:orange'>4 times? 4 times and now im a fag?</span>
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#54
So seriously.... you guys fucking coming or not?
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#55
if i have the money i'll go... may is a long way away though
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#56
Gonzo knows a block where you can make a few bucks.
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#57
Quote:Should I re-tell the story where I got my friend blown by a hooker on his b'day, but he didn't know it was a hermie till after he/she was done sucking his cock?

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#58
1.there is nothing better in this world than massage with happy ending!
2. if you are over the age of 17, male, and a virgin, you should kill yourself immediatly cause you
are a loser and your life will be one of eternal lonleyness
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#59
Quote:my friend James will be 25 in November, he's a virgin

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#60
I think we have all paid for sex, indirectly. The only time you don't pay is when you have a one night stand and FOF (friends who fuck). Girlfriends, people you date, see, etc, you might as well put them in the same category as hookers cause you're gonna wind up spending alot more than $30 a blowjob on them.
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