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Jim breuer signed autographs today - And i think wanted more....
#1
I am not sure but i think Jim Breuer hit on my wife today. I was at work in NJ. She calls me saying she got Jim Breuer's autograph on his new dvd because he was signing I think at FYE at Rockafeller Center.

He said she had a nice smile. He asked where I was and expressed "concern" that I couldn't be there. He wanted her to be on the Comedy Central promo of him signing autographs but she declined. He tried to make her buy the cd too, along with the dvd but she only bought the dvd.

By the sounds of it though, it sounded like he was hitting on her! Isn't he married???
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#2
Sounds more like he wanted to sell more CDs. Besides, what does being married have to do with hitting on chicks?
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#3
Quote:what does being married have to do with hitting on chicks?
Oh nothing. I was just wondering if he was married. I think I remember him saying he was. That's is all.
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#4
You know, I just assumed he was single based on the lifestyle, but you never know.
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#5
Bruer fucked you wife dude. Live with it :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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#6
He did, didn't he?? Damn!!! that is so fucking................cool!!! JIM BREUER FUCKED MY WIFE!!! THAT ROCKS!!! :lol:
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#7
Yeah yeah Breuer fucked my wife too, so what?

If he fucked her in the ass, then you'd have something to brag about. :moonie:
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#8
Yeah, but did you get the autographed DVD too?? I think not, my friend. :toast:
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#9
No.

But I'll bet you didn't get the autographed colon. Rolleyes
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#10
and you did?
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#11
Bruer fucked rookie in the colon
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#12
That's must have been cool. Did you give you the "Goatboy face"? (Office Space)
"BBBAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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#15
I see the board has a new retarded duo.
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#16
Quote:see the board has a new retarded duo.
Nope, that would still be you and Ants... :fuckoff:
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#17
Good answer. :thumbs-up:
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#18
Does YOUR goat wear braces???? Huh? huh?
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#19
That picture is freaky.
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#20
His teeth look fine. Why is he wearing braces? He should get a retainer.

IrishAlkey, do I really have to break out the picture of you and your purse?
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