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can't afford cable, can you????
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He is expanding his horizons.
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if you were up all hour doin coke, you'd watch that shit too.
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I got cable(finally). That's the only channel worth a shit other than sports. The History channels ok too. The Religious channels are my equivalent to Comedy Central. The other night this one preacher was asking people who are in debt to make contributions. Yes, people who are in debt!! He claimed that by the Authority of Jesus Christ their sacrifice would eliminate their debt. Tears were running down my face as I watched this. I wanna be a preacher so bad. The potential to fuck with people is enormous.
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seriously, religious tv is so funny
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He was asking for a fucking grand!!! FROM PEOPLE IN DEBT!!!
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it will come back to them ten fold!! praise jesus!!!
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I've seen them all. I prefer the negros but that benny him dude is pretty neat too. He cures tumors by making people fall down when he touches them!
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Let me just hammer this home one more time. He doesn't want just anyone's money. Just people's who are hopeless in debt. I am speechless.
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Black preachers are the best... but i may be biased.
have you ever seen Reverend Ike?
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There's a Deigo one ( i think his name is Yosef) he doesn't come across like a complete crook, but he sounds funny when he starts to force himself to cry.
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They're all fun to watch. I also suggest Boricua Fitness on Bronx Cablevision. I saw a clip of Benny Hinn scolding those who made fun of him, saying the pain they were feeling was God punishing them. Funny shit I tell ya. Anyone ever seen tht preacher dude who's got his face all scarred up??
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my job is loving the lord!
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if loving the lord is wrong, then i don't want to be right.
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I always find myself watching the same infomercials every night, even though I seen them a dozen times before. It's really just pathetic yet I am so drawn into their sales techniques I guess, I should write it off on my taxes.
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This one preacher last night was calling on elderly people to leave part of their estate to the station. What a bunch of scumbags! It's wonderful. I am adicted to TBN.
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