Oh no

[Metalfan]

Run it over with your car.....that'll open it :thumbs-up:

[Danked]

Save some pieces of your mother in ziplock bags for later.

[GonzoStyle]

Run your parents over with the car and then stab them.

[Hybrid]

my parents and my car are both at my house 2 hours away.

this stinks. :-(

[Danked]

Drop it out your window.

[mikehern]

The same thing happened to me this morning when I was trying to open a can of Alpo to feed my dog. I pried it open with a butter knife.



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[GonzoStyle]

Always a fuckin excuse, what kind of man are you?

Can't open a can of food or kill your parents.

STARVE!!!!

[Maynard]

I'm tellin you man. Use the microwave. It works every time.

[Hybrid]

i cant get it open though. the little ring broke off and it's still totally sealed

[Keyser Soze]

use the can to bludgen your parents to death and amid the fracas the can will open itself.

your parents will be dead and your delicious meal will be mere moments from being prepared!

[GonzoStyle]

Cry me a river you big fuckin baby.

[Metalfan]

Crush it with your skull you pussy!

[nerdo5]

i saw this on mcguyver once...

throw it at someone and steal their lunch. oh yeah, duct tape them up by their shorthairs, and slit their throat with a swiss army knife.

[GonzoStyle]

This woulda never happened with Mac & Cheese.

[Hybrid]

if i had a swiss army knife i wouldnt have this problem

[GonzoStyle]

Drink some raspberry preserves.

[Hybrid]

i rubbed them all on my nipples already

[Danked]

Wrap your new Jackass poster around yourself, head out to the middle of campus, and set yourself on fire.

[GonzoStyle]

GOD DAMMIT!!!

Can you do nothing right?

Did amy lick it all off? Maybe some is left.

[nerdo5]

try poopies