What did i learn today?

[GonzoStyle]

next to the giant 7-11 blueberry coffee machine

Ok, we're jackin that fools house, now!!!

[LyricalGomez]

Yeah, all those sob stories about the coffee being gone are bullshit

[Goatweed]

Goatweed can come to Bazookas too

Nice, I've always wanted to go to a Bazookas :-)

Um...what's a Bazooka's?

And I already have the coffee machine, it's the coffee that I can't get my hands on. Maybe I should bribe the clerk with a few benjamins next time I stop in for smokes...

[GonzoStyle]

coffee machine - a columbian who grinds each bean by hand and boils bottled water.

[Goatweed]

Damn straight! I could've hired mexicans for cheaper, but I'm never cheap when it comes to my coffee. Besides, columbians=coffee, mexicans=landscaping.

[GonzoStyle]

Landscaping = a mexican who trims goatweeds, goatee by hand while he gets his morning facial and nails done.

[Goatweed]

they do trim it well, I must admit.

Facials? Bah! I'm all about the botox, my friend.

[GonzoStyle]

You probably have someone type your posts for you....

You do, don't you?

[mikehern]

I know he has his spelling checked. (Can that be classified as in inside joke?)

[Goatweed]

You probably have someone type your posts for you....

Most times, yes - I was feeling daring today and I thought it would be interesting to do it myself - it's quite exhilarating.

I know he has his spelling checked

:lol:

[GonzoStyle]

(Can it?)

[Goatweed]

|no, but it can|

[mikehern]

I am a terrible speller and then one day this guy told me about a way to avoid that problem.
The joke is who that guy was.

[Jack]

hi :lookatme:

[GonzoStyle]

Hey jack :lookatme: