I never have eaten beans (of any kind). I NEVER will.
I have never fucked a friends girl.
I have never raped a canadien.
Ive never befriended a russian.
I have never tortured an animal.
I have never had sex with an animal.
I have never had sex with a fish.
I have never jerked off while thinking of fish.
I have never fucked a family member.
I have never freebased.
I have never eaten a flowing box.
I have never driven an 18 wheeler.
I have never expressed my strong feelings of love for
Dig.
I have never poked anyone with stick.
I have never looked at a mans hairy ass and thought to myself "Thats for me!".

mokey: