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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shot-gun and points it at the man. The man turns around and leaves perfectly satisfied. Why?
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Do your brains hurt yet?
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Quote:Do your brains hurt yet?
i am taking this personally :-(
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Well I asked you to be more gentle with your vibrator. Now I'm all sore. :-(
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i know this one, but i'll let people guess, first
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Maynard is becoming consistently gayer everyday.
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Is this the kind of game where I should be asking you questions?
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But Danked.....I learned it from watching you.
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it's not a brain teaser if you go to google and search for bartender glass of water and gun
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You think that's funney? You don't know from funney!
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No, its funnie.
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i think i got it.......
actually my girlfriend did. she is so smart. i hate her
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I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:it's not a brain teaser if you go to google and search for bartender glass of water and
i used yahoo
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arpi wins.
well...his girlfriend wins. he just sucks the smart right out of her.
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evil bitch. i am sure she can read my thoughts with that big brain of hers.
must not think about the bomb,must not think about the bomb,must not think about the bomb,.........
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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wear your sombrero to cover up your thoughts. :thumbs-up:
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i am wearing my foil sombrero right now. how did you know?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Look out your window.... :lookatme:
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