Strip clubs - Don't go without your own girl

[LyricalGomez]

Obviously we are not familiar with math

Why is naked better than more gooder?

Does'nt make sense, does it?

Naked pussy = more gooder does

And I said stirp because that's what the title originally said assmonkey

[FAST FREDDY]

assmonkey

LOL


mokey:

[LyricalGomez]

:thumbs-up:

[IrishAlkey]

I went with Silera.

She got all the attention.

I was ignored.

[PollyannaFlower46]

I never went....I want to go....I think.....

[drusilla]

There's nothing like watching a childhood friend all grow up and getting a lap dance and her nipples rubbed and bitten.

yeah, that is such a comfortable feeling to have your 4 best guy friends from high school witnessing that

[Keyser Soze]

Ha. Jon thinks he's Keyser or something.

summer of 98, i was DJing in my buddys strip bar. i was banging one of the dancers there, she calls me one day and says she wants to bring her friend over next time. we get a place down in sea bright off the beach. i nailed them at least 5 times that night and hit the other one in the morning while the other one was sleeping. 2 smoking blondes, fucking nymphos.

i can't stand strip clubs now though. i had my fill of them that summer. too much teasing and no payoff. my pimphand was strong when i worked in one but i have yet to bring one home as a customer, which i rarely am these days.

[nerdo5]

but i have yet to bring one home as a customer

impossible. if you're a customer, that is exactly what you are. no extra treats, unless it's for money.