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Ok, so I'm IMing at work again & thinking how nice it would be if people came with warning lables.
Warning: bad in bed
Warning: will spend all your $$$
Warning: bites during head
Warning: hung like a chipmunk
Warning: will drone on endlessly about sports/shopping till you are so numb you want to drive a pencil into your own ear so that you need to be rushed to the hospital
What do you wish you knew before you went into the deal?
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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Warning: I'm a dick. I know I'm a dick. I'm not going to change. Don't waste your time.
<font color=8D38C9>Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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warning: i am a needy bitch, and will take away all your time and won't let you see your friends
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Warning: I have genital herpes and won't tell you about it.
:lol:
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I believe I'm damaged. I believe I'm wrong. I believe my time ain't long.
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Warning: Do yourself a favor.. don't even get into it, that way you won't have to get over it, 'cause you sure as Hell ain't getting it.
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You're workin' with a professional here. You bunch of losers!! NICE FUCKING MODEL!!!
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Warning: Smells like low tide. Your dick will shrink from the nasty stink.
Warning: Psycho bitch from Hell. Prepare to change your phone number and address to escape the evil.
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The spooks come out at night.
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Warning: I smoke like a chimney, and I work a lot of overtime so I can't spend a lot of time with you.
Warning: I tell really bad jokes and am preoccupied with lots of sex.
We're all going to Hell and I'm driving the bus!!!!
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Don't let the bitch push you out.
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warning: i have a kid (that's just for the woman who don't tell)
warning: i have 3 catz and my house smellz a bit of pee
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I wonder who the sad sack she was IMing is.
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no no I wasn't rejecting the IMer, it was a discussion of other people :thumbs-up:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>WARNING!</span>: i am a psycho bitch, i will cheat on you if i get more than 2 beers in me, my entire family is mental, get ready for a few months of great sex but be prepared for all the baggage that comes with me!!!
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So.. LZ... mind if I buy your woman a few rounds???
You're workin' with a professional here. You bunch of losers!! NICE FUCKING MODEL!!!
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magoo, she's all yours. i dated the psycho slut from Hell when i was a senior in high school back in 1989.
she's the one that came to mind when i first read this thread.
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Quote:my entire family is mental
LZ why are you warning against yourself... that's not a very flattering picture ;-)
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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Warning: I'm gay
Its funny now, but so not funny when it happened.
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Oh no we took it back to far
Only love can save us now.....
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see kindred's warning.....it kind of applies to me.
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Warning: Tits are smaller than they appear
I believe I'm damaged. I believe I'm wrong. I believe my time ain't long.
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Warning: I only want to use you to get to know your friend.
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Warning: I'm flawless except for lack of a Brazlian wax.
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