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Self Love
#21
if you have a roommate or communal college bathroom, where do you do it?

I've done it driving, criuse control on the Hwy :crackhead:
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#22
the shower...the bath...my bed...once in a car while driving. that was scary. heh.
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#23
Well that explains alot. I thought that you were tired and might have been dozing off.
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#24
Done it while driving twice, no cruise control. The best part is watching the speedometer go back and forth between 35 and 65 MPH. :lol:
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#25
I have never pleasured myself,

it's dirty and wrong.
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#26
I've done it while driving a few times. For an old job I had I used to have to travel most of the length of 287. So when I got bored, I'd start whacking.
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#27
Quote:I have never pleasured myself,

it's dirty and wrong.


Now that was funny. :-D
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#28
Did Polly ever buy that crazy-expensive dildo?

I don't masterbate very often, I get sex so frequently. If I do, it's usually in the shower, I need a waterpic :-) I touch myself and grope my own boobs all the time, however.
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#29
Quote:I touch myself and grope my own boobs all the time, however.
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#30
[OAS]Need an extra hand to grope with?[/OAS] Rolleyes
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#31
Wakka! Wakka!
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#32
Quote:grope my own boobs all the time, however
:rofl: me too, it's good for them
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#33
i do it infrequently, usually spurred on upon something that slips into my mind at some point during the day. i might be fantasizing about someone i know or about some particularly good sex i'd had with a woman recently. i'll store that fantasy away for later and use it to masturbate at some point in the day when I have the chance. its usually better when i have to wait longer to do it, the build up makes it worthwhile.

it doesnt matter if im getting laid frequently or not, i still like to masturbate.
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#34
Tell the truth. You tell all these stories but you only go home at night and hump your pillow.
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#35
Quote:but you only go home at night and hump your pillow.
Yes, with a cleverly placed headshot of himself. :thumbs-up:
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#36
Running a batch,
Two or three times a week.
Ususally on the couch or in bed.
Never think Damn I'm good or anything like that, usually aww shit time to get rid of the towel or tissue.
I only cranked it in front of a person once or twice. The first girl liked it and the other was a little taken aback, wanted to do it herself. Doing it on the phone with someone is definitely the way to go... :banana:
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#37
Alkey never masturbates, his hand knows where its been.
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#38
Not very frequently as there is really never a quiet minute in my house :disappointed:
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#39
Quote:Did Polly ever buy that crazy-expensive dildo?
Yes, and I'm afraid of it. Undecided
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#40
Quote:Yes, and I'm afraid of it.
Now that was funny. :rofl:
:lookatme: Hi Polly
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