The lesson of the day

[Maynard]

I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my
mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful
and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel
uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So
I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was
to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't
overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants
to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said,
I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just
watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a
moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and
stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed
our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.




Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

[Danked]

And how did that marriage work out for you, May?

Please forward this to 10 people or you will be struck with 10 years bad luck.

[Maynard]

I didn't get it in an email buttkiss.

[Danked]

Well you sure didn't write it, ass smooch.



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[Maynard]

No, I didn't say I did heineyhuffer.

[Danked]

Well, I learned my lesson, rectum tonguer.

[Maynard]

rectum? Damn near killedum!

[Danked]

I thinkwe've all learned a valuable lesson here today.

[Buttmunch]

So, if I read this right, the husband/future father-in-law, wanted to fuck you too?

That's a weird family.

[Hybrid]

yea i seen that before

[fbd]

many times

[Ken'sPen]

Old jokes never die,

Maynard posts them.

[Danked]

But it's okay as long as he posts a .

[Maynard]

:yawn:

[Hybrid]

[Maynard]

Egzactry!

[Skitchr4u]

what was the lesson of the story?

[Maynard]

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

dumbass :-p

[Skitchr4u]

oh, i missed that part. but if they are in the car, won't it be harder to screw my soon to be mom-in-law (in the story taht is)

[Maynard]

He was on his way out to the car to get them.