02-12-2003, 07:05 PM
Does it tell dirty sign language jokes?
02-12-2003, 07:17 PM
spilled ink on it
fisted Smurfette made blue cookies & food dye on your hand new jeans on & the color ran when wet
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
02-12-2003, 07:22 PM
Quote:spilled ink on itClose enough... I was reinking the office stamps and the bottle of ink exploded on me. My whole counter space is blue including my poor hand which won't wash off. :-(
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02-12-2003, 07:25 PM
:banana: do I get two surprises
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
02-12-2003, 07:26 PM
Dammit, I had everything right, expect that it was a bottle of ink that exploded and not a pen
umm, yeah
02-12-2003, 07:29 PM
so...... uh...... now what do we do with this thread
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
02-12-2003, 07:34 PM
i got it! i got it!
he was petting paul bunyan's ox! babe the blue ox!!!! yeah....that's it!
02-12-2003, 07:41 PM
You are turning into a "Blue Meanie"?
02-12-2003, 07:50 PM
Damn.... too bad you already told us... i was gonna say the cops got kooky when they fingerprinted you :-o
02-12-2003, 07:52 PM
oooh... that's a good answer too Muncher... he could be like those guys in Raising Arizona... :lol:
02-12-2003, 09:49 PM
I would have said that you dropped something in the toilet and had to fish it out.
02-12-2003, 09:57 PM
It is kind of blue now after lots of scrubbing. Not full blue.
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02-13-2003, 05:39 PM
You were listening to Eifel 65...
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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