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After sex contact.
#41
I put the drawers back on...and sometimes she puts hers back on too...
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#42
Im anti-cuddling. Usually right after sex I turn over, and pass out.
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#43
im fine after sex, as long as she gives me that TOOT TOOT, and then a little of that BEEP BEEP
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#44
Quote:Im anti-cuddling. Usually right after sex I turn over, and pass out.

Gee.. no stereotype present there...
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#45
AND THEN I GET UP AND SAY "BITCH, GET ME MY SANDWHICH" AND I WATCH SPORTSCENTER.
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#46
I'd pretty much like to sleep

but sometimes, you know, you have to put on your pants & move the car :lol:
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#47
i just "took care of business" with mrs. LZ not too long ago. i busted a nut and kissed her goodnight. i then went to the kitchen to grab a snack......now i'm getting ready to play S.O.C.O.M. online til 3 am
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#48
Give it about ten minutes to catch your breath and go again!
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#49
Cuddle...for however long you can...until you need to get up...they like that when you show em that extra added something. Or fuck em so good they wanna just have a cigarette and sleep.
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#50
... I cuddle with a girl because I treat it like halftime at a basketball game... I rest, reflect on the actions of the first half, and contemplate strategy on how I will enter the second half.... in 10-20 minutes, I'm ready to get back in there, with more holding power now that the first payload has been delievered....
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#51
Quote:im fine after sex, as long as she gives me that TOOT TOOT, and then a little of that BEEP BEEP

Does the run her hands through your fro while bouncin on 24s?
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#52
If jays dedicates every sexual conquest to the yankees that would explain their losing ways the last couple years.
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#53
i like to sleep, but i usually have to spend an hour after sex telling gonzo to fuck off while he presses his dick against my ass and whines ,"c'mon! my turn now , my turn now!".
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#54
But I didn't cum yet, it is my turn. :-(
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#55
... I got them an AL pennant in 2001, and 103 wins last season.... you don't even know what I'm like in bed..... you simply can't believe a guy like me packs the punch that I do...
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#56
Quote:you simply can't believe a guy like me packs the punch that I do...
aaaaaahahhahahahaha :crackhead: oh sorry, were you serious
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#57
Quote:But I didn't cum yet
shut up bitch! i got mine now i am going to sleep.
ahhhhhh memories.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#58
that's exactly what he says to me, it hurts me.

But I am too horny at the time to be concerned with hurt feelings, I got semen built up in my brain.
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#59
I like to rest my head on my guy's shoulder or chest after...but I never used to be much of a snuggler.
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#60
it's too hot to have some skeevy bitch breathing on me, go wash off.
















thats what arpi says to me, it hurts me on the inside.
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