Whose it gonna be?

[Jack]

Alright, who is going to step up to the challenge? Who is willing to take the responsibility?

[Metalfan]

Well gee, thanks for a description of the offense there, Mr. Vague

[Danked]

Me, sir!

[Danked]

Metal has no cajones, sir.

[Metalfan]

I have big hairy ones little man....actually they could use a trim...anyone got a razor?



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[Jack]

Are you sure your ready Danked? This could be dangerous. You might not be able to smoke while operations are taking place.

[Lord Slug]

Not me, I'm new

[Goatweed]

I was about to volunteer until I read

You might not be able to smoke while operations are taking place.

That's when I'm at my best!

[Jack]

Grow some testicles man. Our fate could rest in your hands.

[Lord Slug]

me or goat?

[Metalfan]

I don't :fuggin: so it won't impact on my life too much

[Danked]

I'll show those rat bastards what for, sir!!!!

[Keyser Soze]

Will it impress the ladies?

[Jack]

Pending my return.. all further questions regarding this may be directed to my new Captain... Danked.

[Danked]

Sir, yes, sir!

We face what may perhaps be our greatest threat. I can't gaurantee that you'll all survive.

[Metalfan]

shenanigans

[Danked]

You'll be the first to fall, soldier.

I can see the cowardice in your eyes. Those aren't the eyes of a warrior!

[Metalfan]

You see nothing in my eyes except you reflection staring back at you, sir.

[Jack]

Anyone who defies Danked shall spend the night in the cell. I expect a full report of the traitors to be in my PM inbox when I return Captain Danked.

[Jack]

I am off. I shall return at no later than 2200 Hours.