AFI's Top 100 Movie Qoutes

drusilla · 06-22-2005, 06:06 AM

AFI's Top 100 Movie Quotes

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Buttmunch · 06-22-2005, 01:48 PM

Plagiarist

diceisgod · 06-22-2005, 04:46 PM

Where's "Move that miserable piece of shit!"?

Sir O · 06-22-2005, 04:50 PM

#1 The entire first half of Full Metal Jacket

Galt · 06-22-2005, 06:02 PM

Sir O Wrote:#1 The entire first half of Full Metal Jacket

From now on, I will agree with everything you ever say.

The Sleeper · 06-22-2005, 06:56 PM

i watched all 3 hours of this last night

GonzoStyle · 06-22-2005, 07:16 PM

If Victor Fleming went with the alternate take of "Frankly my dear I don't give a fuck cause you're a filthy load rag". Then I would have no issue with it being #1.

Galt · 06-22-2005, 07:35 PM

It sure was great how until about 1965, every single relationship portrayed in the movies was basically the guy forcing himself on the woman because no means yes.

The Sleeper · 06-22-2005, 07:53 PM

this is like the 18th time you posted that and it hasn't gotten any more accurate. Also, "well, nobody's perfect" should've been in the top 10.

Galt · 06-22-2005, 09:03 PM

Actually it's completely accurate. Every relationship movie the woman hates the man, he's a brute, blah blah. So he acts even more brutish and more of an arrogant asshole to her, and then while they are arguing and she's telling him how much she hates him, he grabs her and he kisses her, and she falls in love. Or better yet, she's trying to punch him, and he grabs her, pins her arms behind her and assaults her.

Humphry Bogart would have never gotten laid, if he wasn't a rapist.

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GonzoStyle · 06-22-2005, 09:19 PM

Bogie was such a pimp that even though he coulda punked laszlo and fucked his wife he sent ingrid bergman on the plane AFTER he slipped her the meat stick in his office. He was all like "bitch please, I'm gonna fuck a 19 year old my next film, peace out nigs. Louis lets go fuck some french snappers in the mean time".

The Sleeper · 06-23-2005, 12:35 AM

are you rewriting casablanca starring cedric the entertainer?

drusilla · 06-23-2005, 04:24 AM

oh, i can't wait to see that one!!!!

GonzoStyle · 06-23-2005, 04:38 PM

The Sleeper Wrote:are you rewriting casablanca starring cedric the entertainer?

You must have not seen the directors cut, Mike Curtiz was a genius.

lush · 06-24-2005, 12:51 AM

I think they forgot to add: "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school". I bet you that was number 101.

Gooch · 06-24-2005, 02:04 AM

that should be top 10.