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the government owes me millions!!
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Phone sex worker injured in line of duty

November 19 1999 at 09:51PM



Miami - A Florida phone sex operator has won a workers' compensation settlement claiming she was injured after regularly masturbating at work, her lawyer said.

Attorney Steven Slootsky said he was not sure whether the Fort Lauderdale woman's claim was the first of its kind, but it certainly was out of the ordinary.

Slootsky said his client agreed to a "minimal settlement" earlier this month. He declined to disclose the amount.

During the course of her claim for workers' compensation benefits, the now 40-year-old employee of Fort Lauderdale's CFP Enterprises Inc, said she developed carpal tunnel syndrome - also known as repetitive motion injury - in both hands from masturbating as many as seven times a day while speaking with callers, said Slootsky, who spoke about the case this week on the condition that his client's name not be revealed.

"She was told to do whatever it takes to keep the person on the phone as long as possible," Slootsky said.

The woman used one hand to answer the telephone and the other to note customers' names and fetishes and to give herself an orgasm during the verbal exchanges.

The calls usually lasted about 15 minutes, although callers who asked for the woman by name were given 30 minutes of talk time, Slootsky said.

In her petition for workers' compensation benefits, filed with Florida's Department of Labour and Employment Security in April, the woman claimed she received her injury from "repetitive use of the phone."

She claimed weekly benefits of $267 a week - based on an annual weekly wage of $400 - and also asked to be reimbursed for $30 000 in medical bills after a neurosurgeon operated on her hands to relieve her pain.

Slootsky said his client was too embarrassed to tell her doctor the real cause of her injury and the lack of disclosure led a mediator to advise her that she would have difficult case to prove at trial. - Reuters
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That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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Thats right, I told the doctor I'd hurt my hands picking my nose since I was too embarrased to tell the truth!

I mean, umm, what kinda girl plays with herself that much? not me , no never....teehee
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you dont need to masturbate. we have already determined that you are filthy slut. remember?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#4
ah Arpi making more friendz
the ferret must be irritating him
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you obviously missed the thread where we discussed suzies slutness, yet you found time to to post your uninformed ignorance anyway. bravo!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Arpi > Ken
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dumbass, she coulda just faked it, it's not like they care if she gets any or not
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