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On A Bender - no not the Breakfast Club
#1
when is the last weekend you got good & fucked up?

I haven't drank so much it hurt, in awhile. had a drug weekend, two weeks ago

:banana: gonna have to do it soon
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#2
Why wait for the weekend? :bouncer: Confusedmokey:
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#3
<-----still hasn't been intoxicated
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#4
I drank three quarters of a bottle of gin in about two hours about a month back.

Then went out to a bar. Before I was able to get one more drink in me, I was so drunk that I blacked out.

I don't remember dancing at a place that didn't have dancing. ME---DANCING ---ME!!!! Not a good site.

Then I disappeared from my friends, got home, and while they were playing Grand Theft Auto in my room, i puked over the side of the bed while still assleep.
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#5
i plan on getting gassed tonight
i estimate 8 to 10 budweisers
a bunch of ehh okay weed(i think my guy is fucking with my weed)
and about 20 games of pool
:banana:
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#6
Last week in Vegas...pretty much the entire time I was intoxicated. Who can pass up a yard of margarita's????
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#7
I'm on a bender right now.
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#8
Quote:Who can pass up a yard of margarita's????
i passed that place. looked like a sweaty frat house. no thanks.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#9
Of course you did Arpi.

Nothing is good enough for you.

Did you reject the first color chips they tried to give you at the tables?
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#10
Quote:i passed that place. looked like a sweaty frat house. no thanks.

It was actually a restaurant in Ceasar's Palace that had the margarita's. Not a sweaty frat-boy in sight....
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#11
Quote:It was actually a restaurant in Ceasar's Palace that had the margarita's. Not a sweaty frat-boy in sight....
i thought you meant that place on the strip. never mind.

Quote:Nothing is good enough for you.
its not easy having discerning tastes
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#12
it's very easy to dislike you
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#13
just about every weekend.
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#14
When Keyser is on a bender, and has his beer googles firmly in place,
he runs to the nearest mirror, to see how much better he looks to himself.
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#15
Quote:When Keyser is on a bender, and has his beer googles firmly in place,
he runs to the nearest mirror, to see how much better he looks to himself.
beer googles? are they anything like beer goggles?


dammit!! i made the same typo!



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#16
Quote:beer googles? are they anything like beer googles?

very similar,
retard
ahahahahahahahaha
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#17
once again...look above ^


you're dismissed.
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#18
clearly your edit wasn't there,
guess the two finger typing slows ya down....

I think it's funny when a mentally deficient individual dismisses me.
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#19
hey, i didn't say anything to you
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#20
198?
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