The Name Game - AKA Look what I dropped....

[Ken'sPen]

In this thread LZ will tell you the most impressive premium product with which to line your shelves.

endorsement is not for QUALITY,
but for snob appeal....

first Item up,

Bottled Water.

[Suzie]

What the Hell are you talking about?

[Ken'sPen]

LZ is being mean and not playing,

he is a man of leisure,
who has devoted himself to enjoying the finer things in life,
and telling anyone who cares to listen all about it,

he is a wealth of consumer knowledge.

[Keyser Soze]

only LZ can play??

[Ken'sPen]

do you think you have the storehouse of consumer Q ratings,
that resides in his otherwise empty head,

but go ahead and try,

bottled water,
what do you drink when you try to impress.

[Arpikarhu]

i am sorry to have to do this but....
this thread sucks (© Arpi 2001, 2002, 2003)

[Ken'sPen]

Arpi,
I hate you,
this thread hinges upon LZ's cooperation,
please give it a chance.

[LZMF1]

ken........shouldn't you be pestering female board members for their phone #s through PMs because your life and marriage are a fiasco?

[Ken'sPen]

come on LZ,
bottled water.....

[drusilla]

what the Hell is wrong with you?

[Keyser Soze]

wow, this was a real cluster f

you are so not the golden god of new threads

[Ken'sPen]

cluster fuck does seem to fit....
I thought for sure LZ would play.

oh well....

[DGW]

highland spring water from scotland
4 bux for less then a liter

[Ken'sPen]

mmmmmmmm,
ok, maybe DGW can wrestle the crown off LZ,
maybe DGW has what it takes to become a kept man as well.

Scotch?

[Keyser Soze]

i've got a more highbrow bottled water. It comes in a tall glass cylinder, i forget the name. totally impractical and non-portable. the glass was cool enough looking that my ex used it to put hold flowers in her bathroom.

[GonzoStyle]

Dasani.

[DGW]

johnnie walker blue

my bud also drinx some shit called cordon bleu

[GonzoStyle]

he drinks sandwiches?

[Ken'sPen]

mmmmmm,
monte cristo.

[drusilla]

i've got a more highbrow bottled water. It comes in a tall glass cylinder, i forget the name. totally impractical and non-portable. the glass was cool enough looking that my ex used it to put hold flowers in her bathroom.

VOSS


i keep pennnies in the botttle. when i had a bottle at work, people kept asking me what the Hell i was drinking & didn't want to believe me that it was just water.