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your migraine is nothing compared to my stroke.
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if you want to feal real pain, try a slipped disc - it's hella fun :crackhead:
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hey everybody!! stop and look at Goatweed! he needs some attention...............................ok back to your normal business
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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Arpi, lines like that are only funny if you use them verbatim like once.
Move on.
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Galt is funnier when happy Crypty accompanies his posts.
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Where were you when I polled the board about that exact fact?
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I only participate in Arpi Polls,
have him start it for you.
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my ribs hurt
first couple times at the driving range does it
hit the ball real well
care?
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you have a shitty swing if it hurts your ribs
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really?
ever drive a ball over 300 yards?
i have more then a few times
though they're not always straight
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my slice makes my ball look like a guided missle.
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try not swinging out of your shoes and you'll have better aim, and you won't lose much distance.
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Actually the more beserk I swing the better the result....
it was after people told me to calm down, that I developed the problem.
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i've been told the same thing
i have a thick skull