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We've swaped saliva before.
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Not while you were dying.
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can you two homos get out of Weird's thread,
she is trying to grovel for me.
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Ken... I have something to tell you.
I'm pregnant :-o
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ken didn't practice safe sex on his lunch date?
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A coat hanger and shop vac should take care of that little problem.
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psshaw, I will do the responsible thing,
when she is ready to have our baby,
I will take her to a hotel in Deleware, and we'll toss it in a dumpster.
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when a woman told me that I was all like "listen bitch, i'll fuckin take a sledge hammer to your gut and then carve out your....
No one ever said that to me actually, I just wanted to be cool. :-(
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If it comes out black, we are sooo through.
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wait a second,
I know I was a little drunk, but I remember having safe sex,
I swear I thought it was your ass.
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I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.