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Today, I am a dad
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Emily Nicole was born at 12:44am. She weighs 6 lbs 13.4 ounces. She is 18.4 inches long. My wife got the epidural immediately even before delivery started. She did not curse at all. She was actually kind of calm. The baby is doing fine but the doctors are being extra cautious and have her in in intensive care because she had a little trouble breathing. My wife was 34 weeks and 3 days carrying her.
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#2
YAY!!!! Congratulations to you and Mrs. Teenweek, and welcome to Emily Nicole! :bouncer:
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#3
Congrats, TW. I wish you and yours the best and lots of happy times.
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#4
thanks everyone. Heading to the hospital now again.
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#5
I just thought of something. When I was born, I was an emergency C-section and my one lung collapsed. I'm perfectly fine now. I know it's difficult, but don't worry too much.

Hey, don't they say that babies gain about a pound a week in the last couple weeks? Could you imagine if Mrs. TW carried Emily full term?
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#6
Congrats man!!! All the best to Mrs. TW, you and Emily Nicole Week :thumbs-up:
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#7
I want a baby. Somebody get me a baby. :24:
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#8
shhhhhhhhhh....what do you have in exhange? :25:
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#9
Mod secrets and... 10...20... 30... 35 cents and a little bit of pocket lint. :39:
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#10
Would you take an almost-12-year-old?
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#11
ooooo, i need more pocket lint for my collection....done! we'll discuss times and places once the lint has been received
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#12
Nah. I want a fresh one.
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#13
I can find out where LZ hides his.......
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#14
You got yourself a deal.
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#15
Congratulations Teenweek. Prepare for the endless nights of no sleep.
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#16
Wait... no sleep?

What's that about? :22:
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Quote:Prepare for the endless nights of no sleep.

Yes, those are oh so fun :crackhead:
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#18
Danked, they like to wake up every couple of hours or so when ya first bring them home....don't worry..its all in the instruction manual...oh wait...about that too Rolleyes
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#19
Oh jesus.

Find me one I can set on autopilot.
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#20
How about a nice Betsy Wetsy doll?
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