Galt's girlfriend is so fat - keep all comments confined to here
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Galt's girlfriend is so fat - keep all comments confined to here
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04-23-2003, 07:26 PM
she's so fat that ..... <everyone here> lifts material from BET.com's "dozens - yo mamma" section </everyone here>
I'm ashamed. The fans await the pearl that OAS is brewing up. 
04-23-2003, 07:27 PM
i expect OAS will drop this funny bomb on us:
she is so fat that she eats alot of food!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
04-23-2003, 07:28 PM
i remember all these from childhood. i am not looking on any website..
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04-23-2003, 07:30 PM
she's so fat, her belt size is "EQUATOR".
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04-23-2003, 07:32 PM
Quote:whatever...ANNA!!!:rofl: the sad thing is that he thinks that is a real winner! :rofl:
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods! 
04-23-2003, 07:33 PM
shes so fat that even galt's immense wealth can't cover her appetizer order at TGIFridays, and thats with the Tenbatz discount!
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04-23-2003, 07:34 PM
she's so fat that she can take her face and make a suitcase.
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04-23-2003, 07:37 PM
[eddie murphy]she so fat, she got a mouth on the back of her neck and the bitch chews like this.[/eddie murphy]
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04-23-2003, 07:39 PM
PS. All my money was in tech stocks, and I haven't worked in 18 months since I've been in school.
I was loaded beyond my wildest dreams on my 25th birthday, now I am just an average 28 year old. Unlike CERTAIN people, I don't try and spread falsehoods.
04-23-2003, 07:44 PM
Quote:Unlike CERTAIN people, I don't try and spread falsehoodshe and his buddy, the terrorist who is the real beltway sniper, are gonna use thier secret military training on your ass if you dont cool out!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
04-23-2003, 07:47 PM
she's so fat, it takes her 24 hours to turn around in a circle.
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04-23-2003, 07:48 PM
So far Keyser is winning.
I will announce an official winner when this thread reaches 20 pages 
04-23-2003, 07:51 PM
She so Fat, They filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower
04-23-2003, 07:52 PM
i thought for sure my lincoln tunnel one would put me in the lead. :-(
she is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
04-23-2003, 07:56 PM
She's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcoming back party.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 07:56 PM
She's so fat God made her and then rested on the 7th day.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 07:57 PM
She's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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