Galt's girlfriend is so fat - keep all comments confined to here
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Galt's girlfriend is so fat - keep all comments confined to here
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04-23-2003, 07:58 PM
She's so fat they use her underware for bungee cords.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 07:58 PM
She's so fat she cares Yen in one pocket and Pesos in the other.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 07:58 PM
When she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singing
"We Are Family"<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>!</span> Edited By Arpikarhu on 1051128043
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
04-23-2003, 07:59 PM
She's so fat she buys her dresses at a tent shop.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 07:59 PM
Quote:Keyser's secret is his clever use of exlamation points. and original material. Edited By Keyser Soze on 1051128080 ![[Image: 723475742_8cb2b0be6c.jpg]](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1019/723475742_8cb2b0be6c.jpg)
04-23-2003, 08:00 PM
She's so fat she eats soup out of a satelite dish.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:00 PM
She's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:01 PM
She's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:02 PM
She's so fat her blood type is Ragu.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:02 PM
she is so fat when she went swimming they charged he rfor illegal dumping<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>!</span>
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
04-23-2003, 08:02 PM
She's so fat when she jumps in a pool all the water jumps out.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:04 PM
She's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:04 PM
Shes so fat that Galt used to hide his money under the fat rolls just above her ass cheeks.
04-23-2003, 08:04 PM
She's so fat she's 36-24-36...but that's in FEET!
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:05 PM
She's so fat that when she dances she makes the band skip.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:05 PM
She's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:06 PM
She's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:07 PM
She's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:07 PM
She's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:08 PM
She's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!!
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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