Galt's girlfriend is so fat - keep all comments confined to here
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Galt's girlfriend is so fat - keep all comments confined to here
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04-23-2003, 08:09 PM
She's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:09 PM
She's so fat, she uses diet soap.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:10 PM
She's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:10 PM
She's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:11 PM
She's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:12 PM
she's so fat, she uses the Empire State building as a toothpick<FONT size =+10>!!!!!!
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04-23-2003, 08:12 PM
She's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:12 PM
She's so fat, she's once, twice, three times a lady.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:13 PM
She's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:13 PM
She's so fat, her favorite food is seconds.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:14 PM
extensive use of the Internet will result in your disqualification 2Tired.
Be forewarned.
04-23-2003, 08:14 PM
She's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:15 PM
Actually these are coming from what I've heard in Yo Mama snap fights...
She's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:16 PM
She's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:18 PM
She's so fat, Galt has to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:20 PM
She's so fat, when Galt finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, he was still on her.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:20 PM
She's so fat, Galt got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:22 PM
Hey Galt I'm sorry to tell you this one but...
She's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:22 PM
She's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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