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from what HedCold told me in IM, you are starting to pack a little insulation around the waist and thighs, hon. Maybe a little less ice cream and more gym time so you can fit back into that bathing suit of yours. Back fat on chicks isn't sexy.
So I'd chiggidy check if I was you before I started spoutin off about where my size 4 girlfriend and I sleep. [OAS] Normally we are so wiped from hours and hours of love making that we just collapose on top of each other on the floor, the kitchen table, counter top, lawn, pool, couch whatever...
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i do not appreciate your lies
if you keep up these shenanigans i will be forced to purple nurple you when you go for the noogies
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OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!
Our cuteness would make you vomit
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Seriously though, Joobs.
His IM was all like,
"dude she's cool and all (see he thinks you are a cool -- so it's not all bad), but when we were napping and my arm was around her, I could definately feel more pudge around her waist than I used too. I just hope she's not getting too complacent (I know I was surprised he used such a big word too!!!), because I don't feel nearly as strong for her as she does for me. Her best feature is her looks, and if she keeps getting fatter, she'll have almost nothing to offer since she's so vapid."
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i have two purple nurples with your name on them mister
and yea, we get pretty cutesy :2:
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mmm hmm
We are growing fat together, but we still fit into your girlfriends clothes. One in each pant leg. Nice and roomy.
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My day yesterday:
Awoken at 8 by my Irish ex-bartender. He came over with my current bartender and we blew lines all morning.
Listened to music, watched Fight Club. Smoked ALOT of pot. They fell asleep and I sat outside reading, coming in every few innings to check on my shwag Mets.
They woke up, ordered Japanese food. Finally the Irish left and I watched Simpsons/Charmed, caught up my soap operas and went to bed.
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That's alot of drugs. :19:
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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Quote:That's alot of drugs.
That's the only way I know how to do it. I'm an all-or-nothing person.
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God, it really pisses me off that I'll supporting your children and your drug habbit for the rest of my life
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baker, he is talking to you
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WBK's sigs always give me erections :thumbs-up:
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Quote:God, it really pisses me off that I'll supporting your children and your drug habbit for the rest of my life
No you won't. I have no children and I am gainfully employed. I've never asked for a handout. WHat the Hell do you contribute to society?
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Quote:"dude she's cool and all (see he thinks you are a cool -- so it's not all bad), but when we were napping and my arm was around her, I could definately feel more pudge around her waist than I used too. I just hope she's not getting too complacent (I know I was surprised he used such a big word too!!!), because I don't feel nearly as strong for her as she does for me. Her best feature is her looks, and if she keeps getting fatter, she'll have almost nothing to offer since she's so vapid."
i blew a snot bubble this made me laugh so hard.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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You're a druggie.
The fact that I'm not contributes more to the overall well being of society than any taxes you pay.
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wait a second, suzie does drugs?
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i wish i could still do drugs :-(
stupid brain
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:The fact that I'm not contributes more to the overall well being of society than any taxes you pay.
I contribute both to a legal and illegal economy. You sitting on your computer all day does nothing for society's well being.
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