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I have a mosquito bite...
#1
And I'm scratchin' it.

Feels so good. Oh yeah!
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#2
oh you are so going to regret doing that :17:
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#3
It's gonna' get infected and you're gonna' need surgery and you might lose a limb.
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#4
Now it's bleeding, but I still wanna scratch.
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#5
Fight the urge. Your hands are dirty and it will get infected.
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#6
eh, scratch it.. you only live once..
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#7
Ohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

Ewwww. Bloody fingers.
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#8
Quote:eh, scratch it.. you only live once..

Wow, if sctaching a mosquito bite is your idea of living on the edge, I'd hate to hear what you'd think of the way I party.
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#9
i go by, "if you like, and it feels good, just do it."

but Danked, if you hit bone while scratching, you might want to stop..
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#10
In that case you'd proboaly give my social life a big :thumbs-up: .

I'm sorry, it's not about me. How's your bloody stump feeling Danked?
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#11
I would find the mosquito that did that to you and bite him back! Set an example for all the other mosquitos in case they get any funny ideas.
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#12
you may want to get yourself tested for hivz
who knowz whom that skeeter bit before you
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#13
If that mosquito is petrified and discovered in the future they'll be able to clone you.
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#14
the world could withstand the second coming of Danked?
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#15
Quote:you may want to get yourself tested for hivz
who knowz whom that skeeter bit before you

beyond popular beliefs, you can't get aids from a mosquito bite.
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#16
maybe he has west nile
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#17
Wow... imagine the visuals once my brain starts to swell.
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#18
what's left to swell?
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#19
You're right... I'm practically Ivy League material.
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[Cobain] Got so high, I scratched 'till I bled[/Cobain]

You should get yourself one of them "Off" bite sticks - just rub it on the bite area and no itchies. Works like a charm!
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