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How should we kill Sleeper?
#1
With all this talk of the board dying, I thought it'd be nice if we had a little activity. Something to bring us together. Sleeper is the lucky one chosen to help us out.

It's perfect really, even if you are personal enough with him, does anyone he knows know anyone well enough to invite them to the funeral, let alone point someone out for killing Sleeper. If we are tidy about it, it'll be great.

So how should we do it? Stabbing? Shooting? A grand kidnapping scheme?

We'll need a list of supplies too ...
rope
tape
blindfold/gag
plastic sheeting



ok, now you go
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#2
Quote:even if you are personal enough with him
this confused me

Quote:does anyone he knows know anyone well enough
this confused me more.


my head hurts, i am going to take a nap now. Undecided
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#3
:33: :33: what a sad excuse for a thread
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#4
did it confuse you too?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#5
Maybe we can stage a fire at his apartment
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#6
when he gets his internet put in i'll IM him to warn him.
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#7
spoil sport
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#8
Quote:Maybe we can stage a fire at his apartment
you mean like some sort of theatrical production? i will do the lighting. i have some amber and red gels that will work nicely. :thumbs-up:
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#9
I'm calling the FBI
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#10
no, it didn't confuse me, just made me sad that i wasted a split second to read it, i'll never get that split second back :36:
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#11
Quote:We'll need a list of supplies too ...
rope
tape
blindfold/gag
plastic sheeting

Are you gonna fuck him to death?
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#12
that would be swee.....bad, i mean bad.












































i will be over here for a while. carry on.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#13
Just so everyone knows, i will no longer be IMing sleeper to warn him about these murder plots.

Enjoy your firey tomb :firebounce:
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#14
He'll be bored to death if he keeps reading this crap.
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#15
I see Mad has attempted this method before...
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#16
Just burn a cd with the TRL top 20 on it and make him listen to it, he'll kill himself.
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#17
Then, after he kills himself, Jays will steal the cd.
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#18
:18:
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#19
Or we can make sleeper a mod and he'll just become an unfunny twit and lose his wit.
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#20
ZING!
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