Further updates on the softball & poker party.

[IrishAlkey]

I'd like a strike on my booty.

[GonzoStyle]

WTF is a strike on the board?

It's a joke from the golden age of the board.

[GonzoStyle]

I'd like a strike on my booty.

I'll dot the "I" in Gonzostyle on the small of your back when I sign your shirt.

[IrishAlkey]

There's no "I" in Gonzostyle.

:23:

[LyricalGomez]

That big smiley is much slower than the others

[IrishAlkey]

You've unlocked my secret message.

[LyricalGomez]

I't be funnier if you put that on one side to symbolize your mammoth ear

[IrishAlkey]

I thought my point of "the fatter they are, the slower they are" was depicted quite nicely, chub-chub.

[LyricalGomez]

I disagree

[GonzoStyle]

There's no "I" in Gonzostyle.

:23:

Yes but jabbing you in your spine with a sharpee was much to fun.

[IrishAlkey]

Like I have a spine!

:32:

[LyricalGomez]

That's a reference to the golden age, isn't it? :24:

[GonzoStyle]

Yes back in the good old days!!!

[IrishAlkey]

Not having a spine was all the rage in 2001.

[LyricalGomez]

:24:

I wanna play

[GonzoStyle]

Not having a spine was all the rage in 2001.

God you have no clue how true that statement is.

[Suzie]

OK this is looking better and better. No cover, and it is walking distance from the 7 train and LIRR. It's about a block east of Shea Stadium. My friend will provide a bartender and one guy out front for "security". Should I book this?

[crx girl]

i would just check that it's ok for people to play poker. i assume it should be because you said it's a private place, but i know it's illegal to play any kind of cards in a regular bar here, even solitaire...

[Suzie]

More details. I'm getting psyched. We can have it from 9-2. I'll cover what would have been the at the dooor cover so we can get the best drink prices, and also because I'm gonna invite friends to celebrate my b-day. My friend (he's Crazy Paulie of very mild O&A fame, in case anyone cares) really wanted me to ask what ppl pay for drinks in the city, becuase he wants to beat the price. And he wants to know the avg size of a drink, cuz he gives 9oz.

VERY BIG MINUS: The A/C is broken. There are two ceiling fans and a few smaller standing fans. There's also a hose out back and he offered to hose ppl down wet T-shirt contest style.
EVEN BIGGER PLUS: YOU CAN SMOKE CIGARETTES IN THERE!!!!!!! mokey: mokey:
Pot smoking outside in the back only. Gambling is no prob. ANd he's willing to serve alcolhol to ppl 18+, B aker will have to settle for O'Doul's.

Should I book it? I'm psyched becuase I can finally invite my friends too without their being Shari/S uzie confusion.

[LyricalGomez]

Will we be able to do coke though?