I got a boo boo.

[Ken'sPen]

I was doing some work over the weekend and missed the nail with my hammer,
and found my index finger instead.

right now the tip of my finger resembles a concord grape...
shower me with pity.

[Jack]

:21:

[Goatweed]

use a nail gun next time.

[DGW]

uncoordinated bastard

[Ken'sPen]

I am basking in your warmth,
or is the ac busted?

[Danked]

You should try to fix the AC then.

I bet it's a problem with the wiring. Start there. :thumbs-up:

[Goatweed]

you'll probably need the hammer, too.

[Danked]

Throw some water on that shit.

[DGW]

always keep electrical devices plugged in when working on them

[Goatweed]

if you see sparks, things are going well :thumbs-up:

[Ken'sPen]

I should write this stuff down,
I am not too handy.

[Goatweed]

a burning odor is usually a good sign too.

[Suzie]

you may want to smoke a cigarrette while you lean over the wires.

[DGW]

testing wires for conductivity with your tongue is a must

[Ken'sPen]

would you kiss it Suzie?










and do something to make my finger feel better too!

[Suzie]

too...many...jokes

must...hold..back....

[DGW]

don't hold back
i wanna hear some of the ivy league humor

[Ken'sPen]

yeah, that post reeks of "I got nuthin".

[Suzie]

:2:
I fear any finger jokes I provide will be submitted by Ken's attorney as proof of consent when they find me in his crawlspace.

[Ken'sPen]

mmmmmmmmmmm

oddly enough, "crawlspace" is the slang for her cooch.