New Forum Contest

[The Jays]

... if two men engaged in sport immediatly makes you think of homosexual sex, then you have some sexual deviance that you have to take care of.

OMG ew, i cant touch another man, then I'll be gay! What are you, in fucking fourth grade? Grow the fuck up.

[Goatweed]

can I touch you Jays?

[Keyser Soze]

you have homoerotic anger issues.

[Gooch]

i can't believe Jays is arguing with a man who must have a pair of leather pants.

[Goatweed]

Leather pants makes you gay?

[Keyser Soze]

its not even the gay thing. its not even really the wrestling thing. i had to wrestle in gym class and the kids always smelled really bad, and they sweat, and i mean really, who wants to roll around with another guy. its just not pleasent. can't we just arm wrestle or something, or box?

[Goatweed]

What if someone were to have owned a pair of leather pants in his youth, back when he had really long hair and had the metal-guy look going for him...and it got him laid on many occassions! I don't think that would be gay.

[Keyser Soze]

lets put it this way, high school wrestling never got anybody laid, heterosexually speaking. many women find leather pants very sexy.

i dont happen to own a pair tho. i've never worn them.

[The Jays]

... I bet that a wrestler can take out a boxer.

lets put it this way, high school wrestling never got anybody laid

What kind of dumbass walks up to girls as says "Hey, I wrestle. Do you wanna fuck me?"
Who does that in any sport?

But you are wrong, because you fail to realize the physique you are able to acheive through wrestling. A guy with ripped abs, well developed arms and legs has a better likelihood of getting pussy than a guy who has no tone whatsoever.

But nobody usually participates in sports, or any hobby for that matter, with the attitude of "well, I'm doing it for the pussy!"

[LyricalGomez]

I always noticed that the guys wearing letterman jackets had no females near them

[The Jays]

....that's because letterman jackets were cool in the 50's...

[diceisgod]

Allow me to reiterate: wrestlers hump one another on a plastic mat. It's not a matter of "if" it's a matter of "WHY?!?!?!"

[The Jays]

What wrestling are you watching where one guy fucks another in the ass on a wrestling mat?

[diceisgod]

Wrestling is a strange sport but very big in PA. Outside of Philly that is. Nobody gives a fuck about it here but when you leave here and go out west or north it's king. Kinda like car racing I don't understand the facination. BTW I didn't say that they fucked each other in the ass but that they humped one another albeit a dry hump. They get a point when the one guy's package is wedged firmly between the buttcheeks of the other.

[Keyser Soze]

of course a wrestler can take out a boxer. gracie ju jitsu grapplers are the best fighters in the world. that wasnt my arguement. just a personal preference of not particularly being interested in rolling around with another sweaty man in tights.

and you're kidding yourself if you think athletes aren't in it somewhat for the pussy. yes, for the glory, for the competitive drive, but also for the money (in pro sports) and the pussy.

[diceisgod]

Is there any rational thinking human being out there who doesn't think we are all driven by getting gash? These are first principles here people. Recognize it. Wake the fuck up and smell the pussy.

[Keyser Soze]

1. Sex
2. Food
3. Shelter

In that order.

[diceisgod]

Absolutely. Food and shelter are merely a pain in the ass you have to deal with in order to have the strength and to have a place to bang them out.

[The Jays]

They get a point when the one guy's package is wedged firmly between the buttcheeks of the other.

No, you are wrong, and you have but a superficial knowledge of the sport. All that comes out when you type your words in response to this subject is homophobic unfunny blather.

[diceisgod]

Another point is give for a reversal I think. Looks suspiciously like a reach around to me.