I just spilled coffee down the front of my pants

[Danked]

...and now it looks like I wet myself. :9:

[Jack]

Loser

[Goatweed]

wet a paper towel and try to pat it clean, or else it will stain.

[Danked]

I should really keep an extra pair of pants in the car.

[Goatweed]

I used to do that, but then they would smell like the trunk - and who wants to wear pants that smell awful?

[Doc]

Who wants to wear pants that look like they are incontinent?

[diceisgod]

Good call. I need some coffee.

[Danked]

I fixed it. I took a permanent marker, drew arrows to the various stains, and wrote COFFEE, so that people would know the difference.

I also bought more creamer.

Everything is right in the world again.

[Doc]

So now people think you're either a complete clutz, or you lack bladder control and are a liar. I suggest quitting your job.

[Danked]

I left a question mark next to a stain of suspicious origin.

[diceisgod]

One time I forgot to do the follow up jiggle and not only did it look like I pissed myself...I did.

[Doc]

I'm beginning to realize your problems go slightly deeper than stained pants

[Hybrid]

i did that at a party a few weeks ago looked like i wet myself.

[Galt]

if it's brown people won't think you wet yourself.

They'll think you had an assplosion.

[Goatweed]

that happens when I wash up in the restroom at work - there's always water on the sink, and when I bend to wash up I get my pants wet, giving the illusion I pissed myself. It's annoying.

[Danked]

We are a bunch of incontinent internet geeks.

Let's all just admit it.

[Goatweed]

I admit to nothing.

[Doc]

We are a bunch of incontinent internet geeks.

Let's all just admit it.

Who is the we you speak of?

[The Sleeper]

i am not incontinent!

[Jack]

He meant to say incompetent..

I see right through his cover-up. :-(