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now that the other intern is gone
#1
i can fart and fart all i want and no one will be the wiser :banana: :banana: :banana:
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#2
You wait for other people to leave to fart? Let me ask you, does your vagina ache a lot when it's humid too, you big girl.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#3
i just spilled water all over and no one was there to make fun of me for it
it was nice, yet unsatisfying at the same time
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#4
you're more of a chick than joobies.
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#5
Doc Wrote:You wait for other people to leave to fart? Let me ask you, does your vagina ache a lot when it's humid too, you big girl.
i would fart then walk away actually
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YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!!!!
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#7
one time i was completely alone in the office and did mosh moves
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#8
No man, you have to play 'bomber command' with the interns. You walk up to them and pretend like you're asking them something serious, then rip one and run away so as not to get caught in the ensuing fallout. We would do this all the time at my old job, especially fun after White Castle day for lunch.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#9
so the next time someone comes up to me to say hi then quickly gets away i'll now why
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#10
its funny watching these guys near me stand around talking about things they have to do

its like a bunch of kids trying to plan teams and rules for a game of football
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#11
Quote:one time i was completely alone in the office and did mosh moves
pussy! I bring the mosh to work even if the office is full
I will touch the sun or I will die trying.
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#12
i once stagedived on my boss, it was amazing
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#13
did he break out spin kicks on you?
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#14
my boss floorpunches the office on a daily basis
I will touch the sun or I will die trying.
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#15
Just lean up against them and fart on them.
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HedCold Wrote:did he break out spin kicks on you?
no, he died
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#17
thats some crucial mosh justice right there
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#18
my boss is more hardcore than your boss.
I will touch the sun or I will die trying.
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HedCold Wrote:thats some crucial mosh justice right there
i don't fuck around!
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#20
The workplace is tough, wear a cup
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