so, there was this jar of mayo - in my fridge

[crx girl]

i don't know how long my power was out because i was away. i'm pretty sure my freezer thawed and refroze because my icecubes were a lot bigger than i usually make them. so, do you think the mayo went bad? it smells ok, but i don't really feel like puking all night if i eat it...

[The Sleeper]

I'll let you know what to do in the top secret mod forum

[Bland]

Mayo is bad. Toss it.

[crx girl]

I'll let you know what to do in the top secret mod forum

but i'm hungry now

[crx girl]

ok, what about mustard?

[The Sleeper]

mustard doesn't spoil

[crx girl]

are you sure? it's kinda liquidy

[The Sleeper]

is this the first time you've ever bought mustard? the liquidy thing happens alot

[crx girl]

yeah, i know, but it never happened after a power outage before

[Jack]

stir/shake it up.

[Bloody Anus]

Mayonnaise gives me the willies.

[Goatweed]

I wouldn't eat that mayo - definitely toss it.

[Galt]

I wouldn't eat mayo if it was spread on Britney Spears' labia

[Goatweed]

I might.

[The Sleeper]

i like mayo in tuna and chicken salad. anywhere else it's disgusting. especially when Wendy's puts it in cheeseburgers. Proves once again how overrated Wendy's is/

[Goatweed]

I like mustard and ketchup on my burgers - but mayo has no business being on them.

[Keyser Soze]

throw everything out or you will die

[crx girl]

i ate some of the mustard, and relish too :26:

[Keyser Soze]

call poison control

[Jack]

testing