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my tummy hurts
#1
I had eggs for breakfast, my mommy just decided to tell me that they were the same eggs that were in the fridge from the blackout.

she just forgot to throw them out with the rest of the food, so she was waitin for me to test them out if they spoiled or not.

They smelled funny but I figured the smell was from me.

I'm hungry and all I have is those damn eggs!!
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#2
i still didn't throw out that jar of mayo
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#3
Have fun shitting your brains out.
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The spooks come out at night.
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#4
How I wish you people were here to smell these fuckin farts, they are amazing.
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#5
Jar them and sell them at the store.
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The spooks come out at night.
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#6
I had egg salad for lunch today.
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#7
The wings and beer I had at the bar last night have yet to make their grand return.

It worries me
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#8
GonzoStyle Wrote:I'm hungry and all I have is those damn eggs!!
I went to the Mill Creek Mall for lunch today and had a fresh, warm turkey wrap with lettuce, tomato and mayo and I must say it was gooooooood. I highly reccommend this place just for their wraps
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Sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out
I laugh myself to sleep
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#9
figures you fuckin bastards would do this to me.

these farts are fuckin insane though.

I am gonna have a tuna sangwich from subway me thinks.
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#10
The Piazzola<sp?> is really tasty.
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#11
GonzoStyle Wrote:figures you fuckin bastards would do this to me.

these farts are fuckin insane though.

I am gonna have a tuna sangwich from subway me thinks.
If you see Jared kick him in the nuts hard for me
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Sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out
I laugh myself to sleep
It's my lullaby

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#12
There's no jareds in my subway, just mexicans and gooks behind the counter.
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#13
I never seen a Piazzola at Subway. I'll have to look closer next time.
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#14
GonzoStyle Wrote:There's no jareds in my subway, just mexicans and gooks behind the counter.
Kick them in the nuts for me too
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Sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out
I laugh myself to sleep
It's my lullaby

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Keyser Soze Wrote:I never seen a Piazzola at Subway. I'll have to look closer next time.
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sorry, I misspelled it. If you wannna see a Piazza though, look behind Sam Champion or on Fire Island.
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#16
piazza is so gay.

hold on he's gonna hold another press conference to tell everyone he isn't.
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#17
notice Sam Champion didn't deny it though.
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#18
I guess he's the butch in the relationship.
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#19
Pitas > Subs
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#20
Piazza is not gay, Pizzaola's however are flaming.
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