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im going to san fran to see the raiders/cheifs monday night game in october. 5 rows back in the black hole baby!!!
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You can walk across the Golden Gate bridge. They have emergency counseling phones every hundred yards for the jumpers to get last-minute counseling. Isn't that nice?
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Not impossible. If you wanted to jump, you could.
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I think you're lying. Prove it
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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I swear to god on my eyes.
The signs by the phones even say 'Crisis Counseling'.
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I guess if I lived in a town where it's illegal to smoke a Marlboro but you can smoke another's pole at the bus stop, I'd need counseling too. Oofah!
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.