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Embarassing Confessions
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#22
Goatweed Wrote:first WE and Oxygen, now this....
Wow, I really sound like half a fag

And my boss is thinking of moving me out to the plant near San Francisco...my sphincter doesn't stand a chance
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#23
I used to have a chipped tooth. (yes like nas gonz)
I used to be really skinny.
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#24
Having never met either, I went up to Brain at Hooters once and said "Hi, Brain."

It was Black Laz.
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#25
damn i thought you were joking
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#26
Oh... I was.......
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#27
I call every black guy I meet Juice.
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#28
don't worry most of you crackers look alike to me anyway.
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#29
I call every asian person I meet My Little Lotus Blossom.
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#30
also i liked jeepers creepers 2
and Freddy vs. Jason
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#31
I thought Waterworld was a decent movie
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#32
In high school Video Production class we had to reshoot a scene from a movie for one of our group projects.

I played Anthony Michael Hall in the Breakfast Club.
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#33
Wait... it was a good movie right...... mount everest dryland what a shocker
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#34
I may have mentioned this in another Confessions thread. I auditioned for Sleepers, not knowing it was about a bunch of kids that get touched by Kevin Bacon in a juvy detention center. All they told me was that DeNiro was in it.
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did they touch you during the auditions?
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#36
Yeah they did and the only reason he's mad is because it was not bobby d who was going to touch him.
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#37
To be touched... by DeNiro...!!!

Do we all not aspire to such greatness?
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#38
We all know Bobby D. only likes the sisters.
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#39
i did a kung fu movie in tv productions class in high school, we dubbed it so our voices didnt match our lips. i played the emporer.
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#40
I bent my wookie.
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