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Why I love Alkey - by Splat
#1
1. Longevity
2. [censored]
3. ambisexuality
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#2
Enough
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#3
4. The dice video
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#4
DIG is upset he didn't start this thread.
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#5
5. The IrishAlkey Winecellar
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#6
Is that where we keep the porn? Undecided
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#7
I'm sorry, that's classified.

6. ^%*&(&%$# [code]
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#8
Pfft...

I'll jerk off sans stimulation!
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#9
7. Perpetual self-sufficient erotica
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#10
You use such pretty words.

I now have stimulation.
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#11
[http://www.pictureofadeadhorse.com/gettingbeaten.jpg]
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#12
Your link is broken.

Rolleyes
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#13
7. Mutual gratification, ooh
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#14
& 8. Self-gratification w/ barn animals
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#15
I deny #8
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#16
You're very sweet when you're indignant.
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#17
I'm a very indignified individual.
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#18
For some reason the word "indignance" make me feel uncomfortable. Reminds me of a girl named Nancy that offered to stick her finger up my ass while she blew me. She was just trying to be nice. I almost feel bad for punching her in the face. Btw I just lied several times in this post.
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#19
The part about Nancy being a girl is lie numero uno.
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#20
Well I thought that was a strange looking "finger"
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