this is some bullshit right here

[Keyser Soze]

sexist!

[The Jays]

It's not sexist. It's a chick cereal. Just look at it. It says chick all over it.

[Stoned Again]

truth is, you can all have your sweet cereals and pretty boxes.

I'll take a good ole pop tart any day.

[Keyser Soze]

It's not sexist. It's a chick cereal. Just look at it. It says chick all over it.

you dont even realize how sexist that sounds, do you?

[Doc]

To Jays defense, I think I've seen it advertised on Lifetime and The Oxygen Network

[GonzoStyle]

Yeah that cereal looks like very girly, it's the type of cereal where you expect to find a tampon inside instead of a toy.

[The Jays]

I bet it's advertised with images of a hot air balloon, or of a woman in pastel clothing walking along a stream barefoot, munching on a bowl of Blueberry Morning.

[GonzoStyle]

I bet it comes with an internal air freshner, it really should come with a broom and cleaning gloves to let women know their role in society.

[Keyser Soze]

i am appauled.

[GonzoStyle]

women are nothing but life support for vaginas, their only use is for procreation, cleaning and cooking, with the occasional trip to the store for beer and combos.

[Goatweed]

everyone doubted blueberry creme.

"fags drink flavored coffee"
"blueberries are for pussies"

yet when they had a cup, they became crack-in-a-cup addicts.

fuckin' naysayers!!

[GonzoStyle]

Hey I started the whole blueberry coffee craze but I draw the line on tampax cereals.

[Goatweed]

try it and then come talk to me - it's like blueberry muffins in a bowl.

another question - why is Doc watching Lifetime and Oxygen?

[Doc]

Shit, I was really hoping no one would pick up on that

[Goatweed]

explain yourself !

[GonzoStyle]

Whatever I bet these gay ass blueberry flakes come with wings and are extra absorbent, probably soaks up all the milk in 2 seconds.

[Doc]

Hey man, sometimes you just feel like eating a pint of Haggen Daz and watching 'Strong Medicine'

[Goatweed]

if that's the name of an actual show on one of those channels, I'm about to be very disappointed in you

[Weird NJ]

Cinamon Toast Crunch, Golden Grahams, Fruity Pebbles, Banana Nut Bread (also by POST), Blueberry Morning, Frosted Flakes and Honey Nut Cheerios. In that order.

[The Jays]

Lucky Charms, Lucky Charms, and Lucky Charms, in that exact order.

Blueberry Morning is a cereal that takes away the dull pain of being a mature responsible woman, one bowl at a time.