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Promise Keepers
#1
Mr. Style,

You have my commitment that I will allow you to purchase me numerous amounts of alcholic beverages after the Red Sox win the American League East.

If, somehow, the ragged Yankees manage to stave off the greatest assortment of offensive firepower in the history of baseball, I will get you drunk.

The night would be perfect if somehow DIG and Arpi could be rangled in as high comedy will ensue.

However, I reserve the right to delay this little shindig until:
1. After I am employed
2. Have an apartment.

Therefore, though I am moving to NYC within the next few days, I will be mostly out of pocket until November.

The end
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#2
where in nyc?
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#3
I will be moving to a nice 2' by 6' couch on 38th and 1st.
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#4
can i come and watch?
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#5
watch me stay in my 12 square foot plot of land?
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#6
i meant the drinking part actually, but if you like i can watch that too. i'm available sundays and mondays
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#7
Are you one of the easy girls? I forget which ones are sluts here. I know Drusilla is a whore, but I forget which other ones I can use and discard.
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#8
i would have responded to that sooner, but i met a few guys outside my house & brought them in to bang
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#9
i need to get out to queens more often.
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#10
You had your chance.
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#11
until she has to go get the mail again.
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#12
that's what you get for missing all those mets games
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#13
dammit!!! theres always next season! :-(
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#14
sure thing Galt old pal, but if you get tired of the couch on 38th, you can always have my couch. I promise not to molest you and shit, it's all an act.
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#15
dont sign the NDA he hands over to guests.
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#16
I don't know what you are talking about, look at Gomez he came out fine.
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#17
of course he says that, he knows you'd sic your lawyers on him otherwise.
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#18
you mean the ones who so valiantly fought off the evil Henson empire?

indeed :5:
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#19
johnny cochran won't even fuck with you.
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#20
Ofcourse not, I don't wear gloves silly.
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