what the fuck is wrong with alkey? he goes to olive garden when there is so many far superior italian restaurants such as augustinos within a 2 mile radius of him. for shame.
My fiance is a different one than the one you used to insult. That one is ok to insult.
Dear God,
Thank you for taking care of Alkey. You know how he likes extremity. The bottomless pasta bowl was a nice idea.
I love him a little, you know.
Love
Splat
Or was that other guy not a fiance and I'm just rambling incoherently, which I will then subsequently blame on my medication and disappear for the rest of the day to lick my wounds.