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Hey buddy, since I like you so much and feel we have a connection. I think now is a good time we get to know eachother better.
I wanna hear more about the stuff you discuss, like the godzilla slippers and most recently the skank on the 7th floor.
I want details and juicy gossip, you can also ask me stuff but I am rather boring compared to you.
so did you use a condom, did she swallow, was she open to more freaky stuff, did you yell "take that you dirty slut"?
I'll get the soda's
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She is not a skank! She is the future Mrs. Bland and I will ask you to give her some respect!
Our coitus was rather unoriginal as we were sort of feeling each other out, so to speak. I did not yell my catch phrase att the penultimate moment but did giggle a little bit as the idea did enter my head.
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what's your catch phrase, dare I ask?
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It says keep out, idiot! Not much for reading comprehension are you, idiot?
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funny, I guess I missed it - damn than RIF, I guess it really doesn't work. I'll take it to another thread.
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I apologize my busom chum, I shant ever speak ill of your future better half. Please accept my most humble apologies.
so by "Feeling eachother out" did you just get a handjob or did you stick it in?
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Bland, he'll leave you for the next cute little piece of ass that comes along, believe me i know
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Same thing happened to me.
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oh, were you gonzo's before i came along, i'm sorry, i guess i just screw things up for everyone :9:
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I kinda' thought we were in the same harem.
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well this worked out
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maybe Gonzo should try to bond with Sleeper's avatar.
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boy oh boy, I try to take the new kid around town and show him the ropes and everyone gets jealous.
jeez.
You know alkey and eric are mah nigras.
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Oh please, I am just breakin in the new guy, stop this nonsense.
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Fine!!!!! begone from my life!
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See? I was right to be fearful.
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