The Bland & Gonzo Bonding thread - please keep out

[GonzoStyle]

You brought this shit on yourself!

[Bland]

No. I sensed your fickle nature and protected myself from exactly what has happened.

[GonzoStyle]

I woulda been the bestest friend you could ever have here.

[Bland]

Sure. That is why you turned on me so quickly a second ago. Someone who really wanted to be friends would have understood my trepidation and been more understanding.

[GonzoStyle]

I extend my hand in friendship only once, you chose to slap it away cause of the words of strangers who offered you no love.

[Bland]

I did not slap it away. I merely gazed at it for a moment before reaching out for it.

[GonzoStyle]

I offer it to you once more.

so tell me how is the ho on the 7th floor doin?

[GonzoStyle]

wtf!!!!

when did I break your heart, all of a sudden the lonely hearts club band is blaming me. what did I do!!!!!

[Keyser Soze]

fags

[GonzoStyle]

blah blah blah you have a life blah blah blah

[Keyser Soze]

this is pathetic, message board geeks!!!

[crack hitler]

no that deleted message was me, i didn't noticed she had logged back in as herself, so i tried to delete it and change it to my name before anyone saw, i know how paranoid some people get around here. unfortunatly you posted before i could relog and repost my message. sorry

[GonzoStyle]

blah blah blah pale friendless virgins blah blah blah

[Keyser Soze]

LOCK DOWN THE EXECUTIVE SUITE!!!! WE HAVE AN UNAUTHORIZED USER UNDER A MODERATOR ACCOUNT!!!!!!! MAYDAY!!!!!!!!!1111111 MAYDAY!!!!!!!!!!11111 CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111

[HedCold]

so bland, need a bestest buddy?

[crack hitler]

LOCK DOWN THE EXECUTIVE SUITE!!!! WE HAVE AN UNAUTHORIZED USER UNDER A MODERATOR ACCOUNT!!!!!!! MAYDAY!!!!!!!!!1111111 MAYDAY!!!!!!!!!!11111 CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111

if i could have closed my eyes and read that in brail i would have sworn it was jack. nice job keyser, you should go on the road with that sort of talent

[Weird NJ]

Here you go Hedcold.
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[Goatweed]

we have color coded alerts too? why am I always the last to find out about this stuff?

[HedCold]

sweet

[Bland]

I offer it to you once more.

so tell me how is the ho on the 7th floor doin?

She is an angel fallen from the heavens.