I have magic nostrils

[The Sleeper]

when i sneeze, magic comes out of them

[Bland]

Dolt!

[The Sleeper]

zounds! that was harsh

[Bland]

Deal with it.

[Galt]

If you don't sneeze exactly twice in a row, your brain is broken.

Any more or less and it's a sign of schitzophrenia

[The Sleeper]

i will bland bland bland

[Bland]

Dolt!

[The Sleeper]

I am thinking of moving to Bland, i hear it's not too populated.

[Bland]

Population 651. We hold to old time values and believe in wholesome ways.

[Galt]

do you use the metric system?

[Bland]

No, metrics are the work of Satan!

[The Sleeper]

do you stone someone to death every year?

[Galt]

what is the city anthem? Something by Elvis Costello, I bet.

[Bland]

what is the city anthem? Something by Elvis Costello, I bet.

Our anthem is Boogie Fever.

[The Sleeper]

I just made a literary reference and you didn't even acknowledge it :33:

[Bland]

I just made a literary reference and you didn't even acknowledge it :33:

I am supposed to care that you have been to a library?

[The Sleeper]

I just made a literary reference and you didn't even acknowledge it :33:

I am supposed to care that you have been to a library?

whoa! now you are just assuming things

[Splatterpunk]

The Sleeper Knows, and clearly cannot be trusted.

[crx girl]

If you don't sneeze exactly twice in a row, your brain is broken.

Any more or less and it's a sign of schitzophrenia

guess i'm schizo then, i usually sneeze 7 or 8 times at once. not that this'll come as a surprise to most.


and i got your literary thingamabob denny. jackson i think her name was, forget the first, shirley?

[Splatterpunk]

Yeah, The Lottery. That's a great idea. Let's do it here.