It's weird what you can find on the street...

[Danked]

...when you work next door to a porno store. Someone shamelessly discarded the packaging from a huge black dildo in the gutter. What disturbs me the most, despite the fact it's the packaging from a huge black dildo, is that whoever bought it couldn't have been a woman. I've never seen any women walk into that place nor would I think that in their lust for this pseudo-cock they'd tear into the packaging on their way out the door of the porno place.



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[drusilla]

i can't believe the fact that who ever it was that bought it couldn't wait til he or she got home to use it

[Danked]

That's my point, there's no woman on earth that would do that.

[Danked]

I forgot to mention... the price tag said it cost him $13.99.

[Splatterpunk]

Where do you think that hefty black joytoy is right now?

[diceisgod]

It's in *insert board member*'s ass.

[Galt]

I love that it's not enough to a fake cock, but people actually want a specific race. Like it makes a difference

Especially if it's a dude who bought it. He can't even see the thing.

[GonzoStyle]

Well the reason also can be that they would be embarassed disposing of the box anywhere near where they live. I know that's what I do atleast when I bought porn movies. I would take out the tapes and dump the big ass porn box somewhere along the way home on a dark street.

[crx girl]

figures you would have a rational explanation

[GonzoStyle]

I remember buying a rubber woman when I was 14. I disposed of that box like a secret agent. It was a thing of beauty.


ok it happened last week.

[Goatweed]

I stopped buying porno when I got the internet.

[Danked]

ok it happened last week.

That still doesn't count as popping your cherry, ya big virgin.

[Splatterpunk]

Gonzo is a litterbug?

I want my money back.