In This Thread - We give praise to the best juice ever

[The Jays]

Five Alive, baby. Nothing like a tall glass of five fruit juices from concentrate to quench my thrist and provide me with my daily essential vitamins. MMM, Five Alive is the shit, and all ya'll juices and beverages can go to hell.

[Bland]

5 alive is sweet kids stuff. The eternal champion will always be freshly squeezed oj.

[The Jays]

your so conservative

[Splatterpunk]

I thought this was sports-related & edgy

[The Jays]

Are you implying that it is not?

[Bland]

your so conservative

I just know a winner when I see one. Your 5-Alive is the Mark Fidrych of the juice world. A big noise that will soon fade and disappear.

[The Jays]

Hah! Your above statement shows your ignorance and utter lack of variety in your life to be able to make a judgement as to whether Five Alive is truely the superior drink. Leave the thread, go. You are out of your element, Donnie.

[Bland]

Now I am Donnie? It is very confusing to be me.














OJ is the king of juices!

[Splatterpunk]

There!

[Galt]

Beetlejuice is the king.

[The Jays]

Pfft, not only is your arguement weak, your beverage lacking excitement and pizazz, you don't even recoginize the origin of this...

You are out of your element, Donnie.

Why does anyone like you at all?????

[Bland]

Now I am sad.

[The Jays]

That right, BITCH.

[GonzoStyle]

Clam Juice, I still don't understand why and who would like it.

[Sir O]

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[Splatterpunk]

So much controversy

[The Sleeper]

I didn't think they still made five alive. crazy

[Keyser Soze]

five alive has a wicked bad aftertaste. its the poor mans sunny d.

[Splatterpunk]

Tang

[GonzoStyle]

I like the V8 Splash fruit drinks, the berry blend is yummy.